BackStab, Betrayal, Behind your back

I talk bad about people behind their backs.
There I admitted it.
Now lets go through a long winded argument with myself about why thats ok and to justify it.
Ready?

Here we go:
I have thoughts and opinions of my own.
Should I be allowed to voice them even though they may hurt or be unfair to the people I am talking about?
Absolutely. I don't know these people, so I can only make judgement based on what I know.
Sure, only the Lord should judge, judging people is wrong and so on so forth.
How else are you going to get an impression of people into your head then?
Judging people isn't as bad as the government wants you to think.
It helps you stay away from the obvious dangers of people wearing clothes with the words "I'm a Serial Killer/Rapist the Cops Haven't Caught Yet".
Heck even if he/she (thank you feminism) didn't do said things on said T-shirt, you would still be judging them on their twisted sense of humour.
Hah! There, see, I made you judge. Take that "I Think I'm so perfect Reader"!

Sure, talking about them behind their back is wrong.
So its really much better to tell them straight to their face that they are ugly like the pimple on my arse (if I had one, and No I Do Not...currently).
Whats that? Be more tactful. Ok. Hows about..."Your face...got problem. Can't really say, don't wanna hurt your feelings". Or "You lack the ability to perform the most basic cognitive functions, but thats ok, there's definitely something positive nobody realizes about you".
Save tact for the people whom you care about and are going to see everyday.
Sure you can be nice to people, even behind their back, but its not the truth nor is it what you honestly think about them.
And according to so many people, books and fables, "Honesty is the Best Policy" and "The Truth Shall Set You Free" and "It's not good to keep things bottled up" etc.

But I don't condone Gossip based on Rumours Unless supported by words "I heard..." and "But I not confirm ah, it's just what I heard only" and "Don't repeat to other people k?".
Its either that or have a continuous loop of it going through your head.
Whats that? That doesn't happen to you? How dare you judge me! And talk about how weird I am behind my back!
Its ok. My world revolves around me as should yours. Go ahead and do what you want in your world, even if it does reach my ears, I can be understanding about it because I wrote a blog post regarding it.