Quotable Quotes

Will reader's digest sue me for this?
that ought to get me some publicity. maybe this blog will generate muchos hits that way too.

Anywayyyy...
this post is dedicated to the memory of people in my life who have made some very memorable quotes that I am afraid will just fade away with time.
But they shouldn't.
They should be immortalized because they're either funny or extremely stupid.

"Cream of the Crap" - AU (bad trend using ppl's initials to avoid names)
"Ca-da-bur-ree" (Cadbury) - AU
"You just got jizzed on" - PM, AU
"Nigga!" - AU
"Fack off" - DB (initials? not really sure)
"I'm the first white malaysian" - EK
"No, she's we-ning" - AS
"I have a cunning plan" - OTS
"I'm so full of shit" - HEG
"Stop singing" - AS
"...free range eggs" "Who cares?" - OTS
"your mama explode" - ASS (not kidding)


There's probably more. I know there is.
Can't really think of more now anyway. Just drop a comment off if you remember one that's funny or extremely memorable.
Just cos'.